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Amorphous Tides
BEING ON THE RUN ISN'T EASY… ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER IS A SECRET!
Dylan, an outcast in a desert bazaar, searches desperately for work. Sick with a terminal illness, he needs money to support his family, but sand rushes through the hourglass as the caravans depart at sunset. Meanwhile, his adopted daughter Darla—a secret psionic squid—is growing bored with dull, dusty city life. She seeks adventure, make-believe, and plotting global domination—all before kindergarten.
But Dylan is determined to find them a better home, follow his dreams as a haberdasher, and settle down for their safety. Which would all be a lot easier if stubbornness didn’t run in the family.
Can they work together to start a better life? Or will their lucky stars have other plans?
Amorphous Tides is a fantasy novella about family, magic, and dreams, which begs the question, ‘how far will love go?’
Pick up a copy and dive into a fantasy young adult adventure today!
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Lafonda and Leo Heroes of the Land
BOOGIES, DRAGONS, AND WITCHES—OH MY!—MAXIMILLIAN FRIPPLEHOOT MCGEE III
Young Leo the glow gnome is on a quest: to become the world’s greatest hero, but when an evil troll threatens to eat him, Leo receives more than he bargained for.
Meanwhile, Lafonda the hootling stands in line for the crown, and an evil witch rises to power. Things continue to go south when Lafonda is turned into an ostrich, cursed to only speak in rhyme.
Only together can Lafonda and Leo rise to the challenge as heroes. For in three days, the troll will hunt, and the witch’s powers will soar to unstoppable heights.
Can they save their home in time?
Warning: this book contains copious amounts of glow-in-the-dark belly buttons, sugar goblins, extra undies, and contagious amounts of fun. Consult your nearest werewolf if laughter persists longer than eight hours. No boogies were harmed in the making of this ballad.
Find out more in this family adventure, Lafonda and Leo Heroes of the Land!
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Vestige: Rise of The Pureblood
SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD START A NEW LIFE… SHE WAS WRONG.
Death follows Sinopa wherever she runs, and as usual, it’s never her fault. After being wrongfully accused, this seventeen-year-old Changeling escapes to the sky city of her dreams.
Now the chase is on. Wicked factions pursue her from the shadows as she must catch the killer and clear her name. Or else face an even more gruesome fate than prison.
Can Sinopa uncover the truth? Or will her magical discoveries spell her undoing?
VESTIGE RISE OF THE PUREBLOOD IS A GRIPPING DARK FANTASY WITH PAGE-TURNING INTRIGUE AND A TOUCH OF STEAMPUNK. DIVE INTO YOUR NEXT DAUNTING ADVENTURE TODAY!
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Vestige: What Lies Beneath
SHE’S ALWAYS BEEN A MONSTER...
Clearing her name can wait—Sinopa's friends are in danger. Venturing deeper into the caverns, little does she know what secrets lie beneath the surface. And under her skin.
While she stopped the murderer who framed her, the High Wolf continues to invade her mind with his sinister agenda.
To make matters worse, he’s uncovered an ancient vestige of evil. Could Sinopa hold the key to unlocking the weapon of untold power?
Vestige: What Lies Beneath is the sequel to the fantasy novel Vestige Rise of the Pureblood. If you like gripping intrigue, intense action, and heartfelt romance then you will definitely love this book.
Pick up this book today to see if Sinopa can confront the High Wolf.
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What happens when a gnome, dragons, and a bunch of Russian sugar goblins join forces?
For Leo the glow gnome, life has one purpose: to become the world’s greatest hero. But when an evil troll threatens to eat him, Leo receives more than he bargained for.
Meanwhile, within a royal court of tiny owl people, Lafonda stands in line for the hootling crown. The only problem? An evil witch turns her into an ostrich, cursed to only speak in rhyme.
Enter a clique of ‘sassy mean girl’ dragons, a mob of Russian sugar goblins, and a grumpy werewolf family…and the quest is on! Only together can Lafonda and Leo rise to the challenge as heroes. Can they unite this unlikely team and save their home in time?
Warning: this book contains copious amounts of glow-in-the-dark belly buttons, rap battles, and contagious amounts of fun. Consult your nearest werewolf if laughter persists longer than eight hours. No boogies were harmed in the making of this ballad.
She thought she could start a new life… She was wrong.
Death follows Sinopa wherever she runs, and as usual, it’s never her fault. After being wrongfully accused, this seventeen-year-old Changeling escapes to the sky city of her dreams.
Now the chase is on. Wicked factions pursue her from the shadows as she must catch the killer and clear her name. Or else face an even more gruesome fate than prison.
Can Sinopa uncover the truth? Or will her magical discoveries spell her undoing?
VESTIGE RISE OF THE PUREBLOOD IS A GRIPPING DARK FANTASY WITH PAGE-TURNING INTRIGUE AND A TOUCH OF STEAMPUNK. DIVE INTO YOUR NEXT DAUNTING ADVENTURE TODAY!
It’s an eerie feeling standing over a body that looks just like you…
Seventeen-year-old Changeling, Sinopa just killed her doppelgänger and this isn’t the weirdest thing to happen to her, or the most dangerous.
Sinopa is on the run now. The dark Order hunts her, and as someone wants retribution for the slain doppelgänger, Sinopa finds herself, and her friends falling deeper into this magical underworld.
Little does she know what secrets truly lie beneath the surface. Monsters, experiments, ancient machines, and the mysterious “High Wolf” all bar her way to the bottom. Worse he’s uncovered a weapon more formidable than anything she’s faced yet.
Can Sinopa stop the High Wolf in time? And is she really the key to awakening the Vestige from its slumber?
VESTIGE WHAT LIES BENEATH IS THE FANTASY SEQUEL TO VESTIGE RISE OF THE PUREBLOOD. DIVE INTO YOUR NEXT DARK FANTASY ADVENTURE TODAY, AND SEE SINOPA CONFRONT THE HIGH WOLF
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Going Rogue
Disguised as an average college girl, reploid Unit Nicole-145's tests the impact of emotions and covertly proves robots can replace on a greater level. However, once her sensors malfunction, the mission goes horribly wrong. Without communications from her HQ and overcome by mysterious feelings, Nicole is... Going Rogue
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Low Places
An experimental scientist stands trapped after and abduction of his family and a surprise zap of his shrink ray. Alone, desperate, and afraid, he must scavenge and survive his very home. The question remains how far he will go to live and see his kids now that he's been brought to... Low Places.
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Family Photo
In personal poem regarding a snipped photograph, I replayed and grappled some painful feelings to move forward.
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For Tomorrow We Die...
My first published short story follows a terminally ill man who discovers the "drink of dreams" that grants remarkable power. As he grapples with his time left and this potion, he must eat, drink, and be merry. For Tomorrow We Die...
Amorphous Tides
A fantasy novella set in an urban desert. Formerly exclusive, free to Mustache Cartel, but it is now available in outlets near you. See links below.
The Hollow Death of Belladonna Bates
Not a shorter story by any means, but it is a dark, epic fantasy coming real soon!
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